Like many of you, I have sat through more sessions on
honing workplace efficiency and operations than should be allowed by the rules
of the Geneva Convention. I now consider myself a quasi-expert on how to
promote a “we are the world” atmosphere within the office, whether it be a CPA
firm or an ad agency.
But like Robert Fulghum’s timeless guide to global
leadership: “All I Really Need To Know I Learned In Kindergarten,” if you
really want to learn to foster harmony in a working relationship, try to
successfully execute a home improvement project with your spouse.
Case in point.
This weekend, the bride and I attempted to hang designer
micro shades in the downstairs bathroom.
Right off the bat, one of Fulghum’s axioms was put to the test: Share everything.
Thus the pre-project conversation went something like
this:
Wife: “I need you to go downstairs in the garage and get
the level, the drill, the measuring tape and the extension cords.”
Me: “What are you getting?”
Wife: “The pencil to mark the drill holes. Then after you
drill the holes, you’ll need to insert the wall anchors and then screw the
brackets in.”
Me: “What will you be doing during all of this?”
Wife:” I’ll be holding the level to make sure the
brackets are straight.”
Me: “Oh.”
Four reasonably accurate drill holes later the brackets
went in without too much trouble.
Wife: “Do you think we should have put them higher, they
look a little low.”
Me: “No, they look fine to me.”
Wife: “Wait, does the color match?”
Another Fulghum’s axiom was then put to a severe test:
“Don’t hit people.”
Me: “No, I think the beige sets off the room tone just
right.”
Wife: “I guess so. Okay, get the broom and sweep up the
dust."
Never mind.
I considered it a
moral victory that by the end of the day we were still civil.
And when it was done, I exercised one of my favorite
Fulghum dictates: Take a nap every afternoon.
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