For those of you who, like me, are loyal readers of the
cartoon Dilbert, you’ll likely remember one of the great
characters ever introduced in that classic strip – The Meeting Moth. The
Meeting Moth could not pass a meeting in progress without flapping his wings in
excitement and curiosity.
We all have worked with Meeting Moths, although hopefully,
sans wings. I once worked for a company so ensconced in a meeting culture that
they would actually have meetings to schedule a time for a meeting.
But it went even deeper than that.
One late Friday afternoon just as everyone was about to
depart for the weekend, the CEO called an emergency meeting for 6 pm. Amidst a
tidal wave of dissent, loud grumbling and language heard only within the
confines of a locker room for the Teamsters, he stood up and actually said the
following: “Folks, we’re not really having a meeting, we just wanted to see how
fast we could gather everyone in case we had to call one.”
Thankfully for him, two of the larger employees
successfully fended off several intended assaults. I reminisced (although not
happily) about that day when I stumbled across some incredible statistics about
the state of meetings in the U.S.
A site called MeetingKing.com stated that roughly 11
million meetings occur in the U.S, each day. It goes on to say that the typical
manager attends an average of 61.8 meetings per month. If you take the 21 or 22
days of work each month (provided that employee works Monday through Friday)
that’s nearly three meetings per day.
MeetingKing.com also cited that about $37 billion in
unproductive employee time is wasted annually in unproductive meetings.
Want more fun meeting statistics?
In a recent survey nearly 40 percent admitted to dozing off
at one or more sessions, while 70 percent brought work not related to the
meeting topic.
Not long ago I was consulting with an accounting firm that
was considering switching their tax software to a more expensive platform but
was unable to garner complete partner buy-in due to the added expense. So I
casually asked how long had they debated the subject and one of the partners
blurted out, “oh we’ve had about 30 meetings on it over the last two years.”
Now if they calculated the lost employee hours during one
software meeting and multiplied that figure by 30, I’m sure the firm would have
more than made up for the larger outlay.
No one questions the importance of meetings both from a
strategic and staff cohesion standpoint, but I’m confident there’s a happy
medium between effective get-togethers and a CPA breeding ground for future
Meeting Moths.
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